6 Responses

1. love.hope.fate.

   February 22nd, 2010 at 4:43 pm

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   Well it depends for what age heres one “i called your boyfriend ghay and he hit me with his purse”

2. sam is to cool

   February 22nd, 2010 at 4:43 pm

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   I do all my own stunts

   i didn’t say it was your fault i said i was going to blame it on you.

   don’t hate caz im handsome hate me caz your boyfriend thinks i am!

3. Munky

   February 22nd, 2010 at 5:33 pm

   3

   “haha!….no.”
   “My mom says im hott!”
   “If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together!”
   Response: “Well I would put F and U together.”
   “Where have you been all my life?”
   Response: “I’ve been hiding from you!”
   haha well im fresh out of ideas but i hope i helped!!

4. kill hannie

   February 22nd, 2010 at 6:24 pm

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   [God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve]
   [To all virgins, thanks for nothing!]

   There are a lot of cool ones available on the Net actually but I don’t know whether they are copyrighted.

   But u can use them as inspiration

5. Ramie G

   February 22nd, 2010 at 6:59 pm

   5

   “I sharted.”

   “Your mom’s in my top 8″

   “idk, my bff Jill?”

   “insert clever and witty statement here”

   “I’m so cool, I poop ice cubes”

6. Patricia D

   February 22nd, 2010 at 7:09 pm

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   How about: one tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla….FLOOR!~